Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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