taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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