No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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