I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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