I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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