Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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