Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I could fuck to npr.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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