Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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