Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
as a side note pls kill me
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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