If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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