Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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