I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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