what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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