the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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