i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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