"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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