Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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