But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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