I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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