Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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