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but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

bitch so ugly she owes me an erection

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(415): View more from California

i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!

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I don't wanna die...

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(512): View more from Texas

On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!

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(206): View more from Washington

My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I'll always be here to give you immoral support.

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(360): View more from Washington

I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000

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(620): View more from Kansas

Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo

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