clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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