Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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