I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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