Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Someone came in the potted fern
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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