with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
