absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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