You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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