I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
This is my gift to your gina
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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