Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
well you can't waste a boner
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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