first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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