is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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