Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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