There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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