where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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