How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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