In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
ok first of all what the fuck
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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