You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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