ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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