I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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