I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
