Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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