oh god the rape fog is back!
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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