Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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