Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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