your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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