We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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