Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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