Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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