the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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