i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Can I color on your dick again?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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