Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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