If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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